If you’re desperate to go full LEGO, load up your preferred streaming platform (say, Spotify or Apple Music) and search for LEGO White Noise. You’ll be greeted by a 3-hour, 29-minute list of seven tracks, each designed to help you ‘find a moment of zen’ in your day.
‘It All Clicks’, for instance, replicates the sound of two bricks clicking together for 30 full minutes. Depending on how you feel about videos intended to trigger an autonomous sensory meridian response (or ASMR), this will either completely calm you down or completely drive you mad.
That’s essentially the gist of the entire playlist, with each track tapping into a different LEGO sound. ‘The Waterfall’ recreates bricks being poured over each other, while ‘Searching for the One (Brick)’ offers the soothing sound of trying to find that one elusive piece in a pile of parts. We don’t know about you, but that’s not a feeling that makes us particularly zen.
While most of the tracks are pretty generic, it’s apparently been designed to accompany the LEGO Botanical Collection sets, 10280 Flower Bouquet and 10281 Bonsai Tree. It all feeds back into the LEGO Group’s marketing lingo about finding new ways to destress as adults, which is how the company is currently pitching its products to the 18+ demographic.
The LEGO White Noise Playlist is available across 15 different streaming services, including Spotify, Apple Music and Google Music, so you should be able to find it no matter which one you’re signed up to.